Merry Christmas

4:39 PM
Ángel: have you yelped a good chinese place and a movie theatre for wednesday?
Padre: ha, im going to the zoo
Ángel: you shouldn't call church that
Padre: haha
4:43 PM
Ángel: speaking of church i slept with that catholic girl yesterday
talk about a total lack of self control
Padre: good for you
did she have a confession booth set up next to her bed?
Ángel: she thinks atheists are hot ... just would never marry one
kind of like blacks / jews i guess
4:45 PM
Padre: did she sprinkle water in your face while you were cumming?
Ángel: I said,
"If there's one thing I've learned from Mother Theresa ...
... Moisturize daily"
Padre: haha
Padre: instead of biting her in the neck did she quickly place a cracker between your teeth
Ángel: i got tied up with a rosary and hung upside down
then we practiced judo for an hour