Brasserie Terrorisme

Slow News Day

Charlton: are her friends hot?

2:17 PM Clint: no

2:18 PM strictly brooklyn caliber

they think its déclassé for a girl to wear nice jewelry and makeup cause of the recession

Charlton: yea

Clint: thats bullshit

Apartment Therapy

1:20 PM Nigel: got major plans for the weekend?

1:21 PM Blake: Rachel's best homegirl bff from Chile is coming for a few weeks sometime between the hours of 1am and 8am tonight. theres that. minor plans otherwise

some music, some basketball watching

its actually raining right now

1:22 PM you?

1:24 PM Nigel: my main priority is getting rest

i'm starting to look like sweeney todd

i'm cutting a dudes film for money on sunday

thats it

whiskey or cabernet tonight fa sho

1:25 PM Blake: yea word

1:26 PM last night i was sippin on martini's with gorganzola stuffed black olives

1:27 PM Nigel: oh nice

a lounge?

1:28 PM Blake: yea in Oaklnad

downton

really classy place

not cheap

1:29 PM its like im frontin when i do that, bc I go home hungry and eat refrigerated Hebrew Nationals in my ripped upp jeans, crying over the rabbit ears on my 13" TV

1:31 PM Nigel: ha ha

1:32 PM i wonder when its going to get to the point where i'm actually embarassed to take girls back to my shitty, ikea-filled apt

"eh, we're getting fumigation done. i'll pay for the taxi uptown, it's cool"

1:34 PM Blake: as long as no one looks in my fridge the facade plays. my clothes, my furniture, all acceptable. a Costco sized jar of chunky peanut butter with obvious finger trails and white wine spilling onto open salsa containers doesnt scream class

1:35 PM Nigel: boho chic goes a long way

but i feel it has a limited life span

at what age does it become, "ok James, when are you going to quit your job at Wasteland vintage"

"you havent made manager yet"

1:36 PM Blake: if i was single, the girls i would date, wouldnt be ok with it anymore.

(ie i would never date a hipster, now that i know what theyre all about)

1:37 PM Nigel: i dont think ive ever dated one

i mean, i would prob hate it,

but its not like im not gonna visit Moscow once before i die