Monday, November 9, 2009
π: who's ready to get down and suck monday's dick????
K-Pax: please, im still narrating my sunday in the fashion of David Attenborough
K-Pax: i dont get depressed till I see Mathew Weiners name in the credits
π: is mad men on?
oh wait, its like 1pm your time
K-Pax: yea im just finishing my coffee and whatever MAlcom gladwell has to tell me for the week
what is it fuckling wednesday there?
whenever id talk to my friends from Barcelona id say "sorry I cant understand you from this far in the futre"
i must not have done my general relativity ratio properly before hitting the green button on Skype
π: its still sunday, but tomorrow we go back to 1989
and i get to listen to old people go on about how they couldnt eat bananas in e. berlin
Sunday, November 8, 2009
AliceWaters: most people from LA do not like the Bay
to live in i mean
7:39 PM EvaLongoria: Either you think it's beneath you and you hate it, or you think it's beneath you and you love it (i.e. you look at everyone as prey), or you love it (in which case, you probably hated LA anyway)
7:41 PM AliceWaters: yea i get that. I mean nothing against you at all of course. But clearly LA people are horrible, but the generaly population up here is so unattractive we let them slide. But for those of us who are good looking (eh hem) we generally view them as vaginal and anal secretions
7:44 PM EvaLongoria: sorry you need to repeat that. i was just finishing up my xlarge pinkberry
7:45 PM AliceWaters: I cant I have to head over to a prop 8 rally
7:46 PM EvaLongoria: im campaigning for cheap, affordable Tom Ford eyewear
7:48 PM AliceWaters: i just took a shower in recycled soy products
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
11:40 PM Gudrun: ok, so berlin
11:42 PM Ursula: right ...
Gudrun: people actually say "wunderbar" (splendid)
i thought that only came from superman comics from the 1940s
surprised to find its an actual word
11:43 PM Ursula: ha, i heard they also say "jews" (or a word that sounds like that) for a goodbye greeting which i find nicely disgusting
Gudrun: yeah exactly
12:31 AM Gudrun: alright my boy, i'm out for the night
Gudrun: talk soon