Natural Born Scientists

1:12PM
π: who's ready to get down and suck monday's dick????
K-Pax: please, im still narrating my sunday in the fashion of David Attenborough
π: ha
K-Pax: i dont get depressed till I see Mathew Weiners name in the credits
π: is mad men on?
oh wait, its like 1pm your time
K-Pax: yea im just finishing my coffee and whatever MAlcom gladwell has to tell me for the week
what is it fuckling wednesday there?
whenever id talk to my friends from Barcelona id say "sorry I cant understand you from this far in the futre"
i must not have done my general relativity ratio properly before hitting the green button on Skype
π: its still sunday, but tomorrow we go back to 1989
and i get to listen to old people go on about how they couldnt eat bananas in e. berlin

1 Year Anniversary!

I guess we were too busy drinking/fighting/fucking/loving to notice this, but WEEKEND TERRORISM turned 1 year old on October 22nd. Sincere thank yous to all five of our readers.

XOXO J&C

From L.A. to the Bay

AliceWaters: most people from LA do not like the Bay

to live in i mean

6 minutes

7:39 PM EvaLongoria: Either you think it's beneath you and you hate it, or you think it's beneath you and you love it (i.e. you look at everyone as prey), or you love it (in which case, you probably hated LA anyway)

7:41 PM AliceWaters: yea i get that. I mean nothing against you at all of course. But clearly LA people are horrible, but the generaly population up here is so unattractive we let them slide. But for those of us who are good looking (eh hem) we generally view them as vaginal and anal secretions

7:44 PM EvaLongoria: sorry you need to repeat that. i was just finishing up my xlarge pinkberry

7:45 PM AliceWaters: I cant I have to head over to a prop 8 rally

7:46 PM EvaLongoria: im campaigning for cheap, affordable Tom Ford eyewear

7:48 PM AliceWaters: i just took a shower in recycled soy products

Auf Wiedersehen!

11:40 PM Gudrun: ok, so berlin

11:42 PM Ursula: right ...

Gudrun: people actually say "wunderbar" (splendid)

i thought that only came from superman comics from the 1940s

surprised to find its an actual word

11:43 PM Ursula: ha, i heard they also say "jews" (or a word that sounds like that) for a goodbye greeting which i find nicely disgusting

Gudrun: yeah exactly

48 minutes

12:31 AM Gudrun: alright my boy, i'm out for the night

Ursula: JEWS

Gudrun: talk soon

JEWS

Being A Woman Is The Shit, Probably

6:32 PM Jean-Claude: the fuck are you up to homeboy

?

6:33 PM Pierrot: just got home from a fucking catering gig omg

Jean-Claude: what?

jesus

Pierrot: i just picked up like 25 hours of work over the last two days

Jean-Claude: well on your way to selling a tv show to ABC i see

6:34 PM Pierrot: exactly

It does feel good to be without a doubt the coolest motherfucker in a room of 150 though

6:35 PM its like group head, but only one dick

mine

Jean-Claude: ha ha

6:36 PM Pierrot: but i bet im the only one who has to come home to three chocolate cookies, a banana and top ramen

Jean-Claude: arent you supposed to be stealing canapés and pot roast at these kinds of jobs

tray of devilled eggs, just "falls off the truck"?

6:38 PM Pierrot: yea i did

but i ate them there

6:39 PM got caught today too

eating soup

how embarrasing

Jean-Claude: fuck

Pierrot: its like getting caught jacking off, not to porn

or being arrested for stealing a case of coca cola

6:40 PM brb 90 sec

6:44 PM yo

Jean-Claude: so what kind of event did you cater?

6:45 PM Pierrot: well it wasnt really catering only

it was a HUGE conference at the Fairmont hotel

nicest in SF for sure

700 peops

had to room monitor, check in. and cater

all OT though

and easy

6:46 PM 4 blocks from my place

Jean-Claude: got it

ive worked those kinds of things before

6:47 PM but as a videographer

Pierrot: theres was one there

Jean-Claude: a lot of watery looking dudes in bad suits walking around with their wedding rings hidden in their pockets

6:49 PM Pierrot: thats right on. lots of guys who were like "yea I get it" when id make a joke and then walk away thinking. "fuck the youth"

Jean-Claude: haha

6:50 PM Pierrot: i swear. both my bosses were gay. so I just acted a little gay and flirty

i got whatever i wanted

being a woman is the shit probably

Jean-Claude: yeah i hear you

whenever i walk into the party i seek out the gay dude

6:51 PM im like, 'here's a guy who will probably be interested in what i have to say'

Pierrot: haha

hey do me a big gay favor. ok

6:52 PM text 510 465 2144. "hey cam, this is Cuyler via Julian. Im home and you can come by whenever. xoxo" you mind???