Portrait of the Artist

2:32 PM JulesSchnabel: when are we getting our first facebook president

cant wait for the GOP to dig up pics of my boy holding a red plastic solo cup in every goddamn photo

2:33 PM GuvnorKlimt: ha

2:34 PM when i get rich im getting a sarcophagus
bed

JulesSchnabel: rachel gets buried alive with you

2:35 PM GuvnorKlimt: exactly

and you

im bringin my whole crew

JulesSchnabel: fuck

i guess i am living longer considering how i've spent more of my life eating tofu than you have

2:36 PM GuvnorKlimt: i just dont think i want to do this for all that long

its fuckin tiring

2:37 PM i just got back from the Picasso museum, excuse my negativity. I just have this urge to beat women

2:38 PM JulesSchnabel: that's part and parcel of being a genius, unfortch

2:39 PM GuvnorKlimt: seriously, why do movies like Wedding Crashers portray the kid brother as a gay pussy bc hes an artist. he should be beating women, beating RAchel McAdams

2:41 PM JulesSchnabel: right

walking into andy warhol's studio and pissing in the fireplace

calling Velvet underground a bunch of faggots

GuvnorKlimt: exaclty

2:42 PM JulesSchnabel: artists are hard