Sunday, September 13, 2009

"Oh nothing, just hanging out watching the US Open"

8:39 PM
Federer: i wish i still enjoyed coke cause i'd do a ton of it
Del Potro: sigh
8:41 PM
Federer: i wish i still enjoyed graphic novels too, but i guess it's for the best
Del Potro: or that you were gay bc you would fuck the living shit out of Floyd right now
Federer: exactly being straight kind of shuts you out
according to me, the world is flat, basically
there's a whole turtle under that globe that i have no idea exists

if that sounds weird, that's some shit medievalers used to believe
Del Potro: no no no I know it. "turtles all the way down"
Federer: ha yes
alright i'm out

Thursday, September 10, 2009

My Dick Voted Against Universal Health Care

11:21 PM Chad: my dick is so gay it fucks my own ass
11:22 PM Jeremy: my dick thinks therefore it is
Chad: ha!
11:24 PM my dick is resting calmly on the couch while i sit at my desk. he said he needs a "power nap" whatever that mean
11:25 PM Jeremy: my dick just needs it's space
Chad: my dick is mad at your dick
11:27 PM Jeremy: my dick took a couple of your eggs and probably won't tell you
11:28 PM
Chad: my dick spends five nights a weeks at his girlfriends only to come home and complain that the electric bill is too high and doesnt want to pay half