Thursday, September 10, 2009

My Dick Voted Against Universal Health Care

11:21 PM Chad: my dick is so gay it fucks my own ass
11:22 PM Jeremy: my dick thinks therefore it is
Chad: ha!
11:24 PM my dick is resting calmly on the couch while i sit at my desk. he said he needs a "power nap" whatever that mean
11:25 PM Jeremy: my dick just needs it's space
Chad: my dick is mad at your dick
11:27 PM Jeremy: my dick took a couple of your eggs and probably won't tell you
11:28 PM
Chad: my dick spends five nights a weeks at his girlfriends only to come home and complain that the electric bill is too high and doesnt want to pay half

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