Thursday, October 23, 2008

Sydney Poitier Runs The L.A.P.D.

9:48 AM Shia: yo i got pulled over by a cop this morning
how much do you think an illegal uturn ticket is??

32 minutes
10:20 AM Indiana: i can tell u exactly
i have a pending one
10:21 AM its a few hundred.
is there a sign that specifically says "no u turn?
if not, you can contest that shit
Shia: it was in the middle of a street
10:22 AM i crossed a double yellow
Indiana: yea
no luck pal
thats an official illegal maneuver
10:23 AM Shia: 1st time i've been pulled over -- i had been driving w/ utter impunity before then
10:24 AM i had expired insurance and reg. but the cop let it pass thank god

8 minutes
10:32 AM Indiana: they usually throw out the small stuff if youre nice.
too much paper work for a $10 fix it ticket
sorry tho
getting pulled over is a real glimpse into the black mans world
honestly -- its kind of scary, even if youre sober
10:34 AM Shia: i guess ... i've seen some real asshole cops before
this guy was alright -- black dude
didn't give me any shit
10:35 AM Indiana: ahh
well good
Shia: when ur black you have a choice: do i be terrence howard or motherfucking carlton from fresh prince
10:36 AM although terrence initially buckled in crash

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