Guy Fawlkes Day does, in fact, Exist

Nikil: saw a guy dressed as a keg
a WORKING keg
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Saba: ha
Nikil: also weird
a guy who looked EXACTLY like noah wylie
so he dressed up in scrubs and played the dude from ER
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Saba: waht
?
thats like you going as the suicide bomber in Apocolypse Now
!
Nikil: i'm told i look exactly like the kid brother from good morning vietnam
i thought people were just being ignorant and racist
but it's true
fuck
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A Bunch of Abstract Expressionists Fucked Up on Coke

3:34 PM Chad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B12pP8nGgnY&feature=email

24 minutes

3:58 PM Jeremy: rach says you are coming out to NY in may?

4:01 PM Chad: i think she really wants to and we both have the money for it

i want to go in like August

when its heroin hot

Jeremy: hopefully it will just be miller lite hot

4:02 PM i would even accept miller "chill" hot

Chad: henry miller chill

4:03 PM Jeremy: gets hot in the tropic of cancer

ok enough

stop

4:04 PM Chad: shit son

4:08 PM Jeremy: i watched a three hour movie about carthusian monks

last night

netflix = masochism

4:11 PM http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?[REDACTED]

4:12 PM friends don't let friends do coke and get in the paint closet

@ 5am

8 minutes

4:21 PM Chad: fuck is that your living room?

Jeremy: yeah

Chad: thats what Jackson's pollocks placenta would look like

Jeremy: for real

Sydney Poitier Runs The L.A.P.D.

9:48 AM Shia: yo i got pulled over by a cop this morning

how much do you think an illegal uturn ticket is??

32 minutes

10:20 AM Indiana: i can tell u exactly

i have a pending one

10:21 AM its a few hundred.

is there a sign that specifically says "no u turn?

if not, you can contest that shit

Shia: it was in the middle of a street

10:22 AM i crossed a double yellow

FUUUUCK

Indiana: yea

no luck pal

thats an official illegal maneuver

10:23 AM Shia: 1st time i've been pulled over -- i had been driving w/ utter impunity before then

10:24 AM i had expired insurance and reg. but the cop let it pass thank god

8 minutes

10:32 AM Indiana: they usually throw out the small stuff if youre nice.

too much paper work for a $10 fix it ticket

sorry tho

getting pulled over is a real glimpse into the black mans world

honestly -- its kind of scary, even if youre sober

10:34 AM Shia: i guess ... i've seen some real asshole cops before

this guy was alright -- black dude

didn't give me any shit

10:35 AM Indiana: ahh

well good

Shia: when ur black you have a choice: do i be terrence howard or motherfucking carlton from fresh prince

10:36 AM although terrence initially buckled in crash

No Country For Old Ravers

Milton: haha

did you see no country

Small: fucking tight right?

Milton: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:49 AM Small: scene in the gas station store is so well written

i want to go drinking w/ bardem

Milton: i know -- i guess ive been curious lately (not that it matters) how much of it it Joel and Ethans words vs how much is Cormac's

11:50 AM Small: it is exactly like it is in the book

Milton: they just DJ that shit

Small: ha ha ha

bardem's haircut is all coen bros. though -- stroke of genius

11:51 AM Milton: i know - i thought wig fo sho, but just jews idea of agood laugh

Small: serious

In The Future There Are No Sexes And We're All Wearing American Apparel

11:03 AM Bryce: wake up faggot

you at work too?

11:09 AM Van Patten
: ugh yeah

11:11 AM for about a week and a half i had $5 in my bank acct

i don't even buy coke, what's up with that shit???

11:12 AM Bryce: no more coke

11:13 AM Van Patten: drukqs aint no fun

11:14 AM you thought about driving to l.a. for the detour festival?

Bryce: yea i did, i was thinking Halloween, and flying

11:15 AM Van Patten: by that time i won't have a stick of furniture in my apartment but whatever

11:17 AM Bryce: fuck furniture, ill sleep on the cocaine, or one of your little itty bitty friends and their skinny jeans

Van Patten: the girl ones or the guy ones

they wear the same pants

My Dick Is An iPhone 3G

1:29 PM Leopold: i miss NY

Loeb: no shit

i miss it too

and i live here

Leopold: digg

you like that new weezy song

??

1:30 PM Loeb: i think it's shit

but it'll do well in the clubs

so good for weezy

1:31 PM Leopold: i went through youtube (you ever heard of it??) the other day and watched all the old Hot Boys videos

Loeb: ha ha

Leopold: i forgot how amazing southern rap was in the late 90's

Loeb: it's good eh

yeah

1:32 PM southern rap doesn't give a shit

that's why it's more fun

than ny rap

which is too serious sometimes

Leopold: yea

this is what i want my life to sound like

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BumcoxotNb0

1:33 PM when a girl sucks my dick i want her tohear this

like the ocean to a seashell

1:34 PM Loeb: i want my dick to be like one of those kid's toothbrushes that play ringtones when you put them in your mouth

Leopold: i want my dick to have a bluetooth connection

ahhhj

Loeb: HA HA

Leopold: oh you can use that

Loeb: i want my dick to automatically sync w/ my macbook pro

1:35 PM Leopold: airbook

oh shit got to RUN

'IM LATE