The Gaytorialist

SamMenendes: im debating on whether to see Revolutionary Road dubbed en español tonight1:04 PM AlanBallin: dubbing

ugh

say what you want about america

SamMenendes: i know..

AlanBallin: but at least we dont do that

SamMenendes: its terrible

1:05 PM its like tagging a Diego Rivera mural

1:06 PM AlanBallin: it's like facebook tagging a DR mural

SamMenendes: haha

AlanBallin: (arrows pointing to the workers rising up against the CAP I TA LEEST macheen)

1:09 PM funny story

1:10 PM yesterday i got mistaken for the designer who made Michelle Obama's inauguration ball gown

by two old ladies who used to work for VOGUE

i said "No" in my basso profundo

and they cowered in the shadow of my preening heterosexuality

1:11 PM SamMenendes: really

how

were you silk screening in a loft

1:12 PM ?

1:14 PM AlanBallin: no

just had the misfortune of wearing a perfectly fitted blazer at a fashion photography exhibit

1:19 PM when a girl finds out youre not gay (just happen to own a pair of polished prada chelsea boots) she gets so excited like she just got admitted to Brown on appeal