Forty-Love

11:58 AM McEnroe: lets go to the US open next year

a match that is

Connors: i'm in

McEnroe: we can go dressed in our best safari gear

11:59 AM i was walking down the street to go buy this new jacket the other day with Rach´s mom. she pointed into a store window and said, what about that one, its nice. i said "any store that has a safari hat in its window display is out of my price range"

12:00 PM Connors: yeah

you look up and it's The Ralph Lauren Purple Label collection

some Jewish guy's WASP fantasy

12:01 PM McEnroe: i walked by a huge gallery the other day. it was actually Burberry

its fucking disturbing

how can a jacket that weighs 23 ounces be €750?

12:02 PM Connors: yeah

you're like, "is this woven from God's cunt hairs?"

McEnroe: hah

hey were the grammies on last night?

12:03 PM Connors: i dont think they put anything worth watching up against the Super Bowl

McEnroe: oh right

Connors: not even an episode of LOST where they explain everything in forty five minutes

12:04 PM McEnroe: haha

Wanted: Pilot. No Landing Skills Necessary

Newark: im applying to this job right now http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/trp/1030268738.html

1:18 PM LaGuardia: i dont think your definition of "wonderful personality" is the same as theirs

1:19 PM Newark: im with Alex and we were thinkin maybe its gonna be a "take this black audi to this location, leave the keys in the tire well, and walk away" after which i would reply, "and the money?"

LaGuardia: ha ha

1:20 PM "is there room for advancement within the company?"

5 hours

5:44 PM Newark: thatt driving job was a scam

5:45 PM LaGuardia: did they email you back?

5:46 PM Newark: yea

one of those standard ESL emails detailing that i would be paid a large sum of money if i give them my info

$700 a week

3 jobs

5:47 PM a week

for 3 weeks

im gonna send back an attached picture of the Trade Towers burning down, and ask if theyre down?

World's Fair: 2009

6:22 PM
Taro Aso: you still promoting sectarian violence abroad?
Ehud Olmert: im conducting violent raids of my liver domestically now
Taro Aso: J&B WMDs

The Gaytorialist

SamMenendes: im debating on whether to see Revolutionary Road dubbed en español tonight1:04 PM AlanBallin: dubbing

ugh

say what you want about america

SamMenendes: i know..

AlanBallin: but at least we dont do that

SamMenendes: its terrible

1:05 PM its like tagging a Diego Rivera mural

1:06 PM AlanBallin: it's like facebook tagging a DR mural

SamMenendes: haha

AlanBallin: (arrows pointing to the workers rising up against the CAP I TA LEEST macheen)

1:09 PM funny story

1:10 PM yesterday i got mistaken for the designer who made Michelle Obama's inauguration ball gown

by two old ladies who used to work for VOGUE

i said "No" in my basso profundo

and they cowered in the shadow of my preening heterosexuality

1:11 PM SamMenendes: really

how

were you silk screening in a loft

1:12 PM ?

1:14 PM AlanBallin: no

just had the misfortune of wearing a perfectly fitted blazer at a fashion photography exhibit

1:19 PM when a girl finds out youre not gay (just happen to own a pair of polished prada chelsea boots) she gets so excited like she just got admitted to Brown on appeal

Land Without Bread

11:12 AM Cortes: so when Rachel and her friend went to Portugal a month ago, i met some dude out one night and we got drunk and talked and all that. the next he came by and smoked me out. mind you hes a yank from New Orleans living in SF

the day he left, he left a copy of Mischner´s "Iberia" on my doorstep

you heard of it?

Pisarro: have not

11:13 AM Cortes: any way, its some seminal text on Spain, written in the sixties by some whitey from Penn. he told me to write him when i finished it whith what i think, bc hes SO into it.

turns out its about one of the most racist things ive read

11:14 AM so colonial sounding

its like the journal of Bartolome de Las Casas

you can look that up`if you need

Pisarro: i will

racist in which way and against who?

11:15 AM Cortes: an example.

"the spaniard peasants who i encountered had leathered skin and even their best clothes were torn. but they were each more handsome than the last"

shit like that

i mean it was like ´55

not 1492

anyway, im not sure what to write this guy

Pisarro: its like when conrad writes about the high cheekboned savages with their skin like obsidian

11:17 AM it's like, did someone just say "black muscles"?

Cortes: i know

i was waiting for head measurements

i put it down after 50 pages

Pisarro: yeah

this is going to be a weird convo

"interesting book luke"

11:19 AM Cortes: exactly. i dont want to write him at all, but i always run into people i avoid. ill see him in the Mission next month

guarantee

Pisarro: exactly

Cortes: ill just say i loved it, especially the parts about the gentle savages

11:20 AM Pisarro: i once went to a dinner not long ago and a girl asked me if i liked the film "Irreversible" I said I LOVED IT. Then, immediately thereafter, "well ahem, as much as anyone COULD like that movie ... i guess ... more wine?" (psst that movies is the bomb son)

11:21 AM Cortes: haha

its like admitting you like to be beaten during sex

Pisarro: you appreciate it for aesthetic reasons

11:22 AM "i really only get beaten for the articles"