Good Ass Movie

Siskel: Half Nelson was actually a good movieEbert: oh yea

Siskel: not like Garden State

Ebert: i really recommended it to people a total "story" based movie that was somehow interesting

5:28 PM Siskel: it's actually so good

that i disparage it in front of other people

i basically dare them to see it

Ebert: right

hah

Siskel: like, you know the best way to get someone to see "2001"

just burn a copy of the dvd casually

just throw it in the fireplace

5:29 PM i don't really know how to recommend Good Movies to other people

5:30 PM i'm like, have you heard of "Hunger"?

(no, obviously)

then i proceed to describe it, do a mediocre job, and they get back to watching clips of Entourage

5:31 PM Ebert: i mean, I dont want to say, "its mind-blowing" or "you HAVE to see it" . i cant situate myself as that guy. so i always end up recommending films like Rocky and like, The Incredibles.

Bc I can say, "it was so good"

and they will think that

5:32 PM "oh you've never heard of 2001? Its like Rocky, but before and after he dies"

Siskel: i'm thinking of buying dvds of obscure films, packaging them in nondescript brown envelopes, with the words "SEE THIS BY TONITE OR ILL FUCKEN KILL U" in sharpie

sending them to friends

Ebert: thats a good idea, I mean realistically. not the kill you part. but just sending DVDs to people with notes like "if you watch this, theres a gram of blow waiting for you at the bar in 3 hours"

5:34 PM Siskel: "you will be quizzed though"

Ebert: exxactly

and once you actually send "Scream"

5:35 PM Siskel

5:36 PM:then you ask them about the themes and visual motifs going on

and they are incredibly well prepared

5:37 PM Ebert: so I saw two "regular" movies this week. one in theater, one in house. Sunshine Cleaning and Ratatouille

Siskel: oh man

5:38 PM Ebert: the former, Amy Adams is good. the latter, the last little VO monologue of the critic sorta did me good.

5:39 PM Siskel: i havent seen sunshine

but yea i know what youre talking about re: ratatouille

Ebert: So what im saying is im not gonna watch normal movies for a long time ... but I wasnt totally disheartened by what i saw

Siskel: theres a tendency to categorize movies into two groups

american and foreign

5:40 PM as if foreign is just some crazy fucking nation that produces mindblowing shit

all the time

5:41 PM Ebert: you should just guide people who you know who say that to terrible indy german movies

God knows ive seen a few

Siskel: yea

what was that one

5:42 PM The Re Edukators

or some shit

Ebert: YES!

exactly

thats it

Eduaktors

Siskel: that fucking East/West berlin

yea

fuck that movie

Ebert: no one sympathises with Germans

fuck off

5:43 PM you went from straight evil

to straight perfect

who cares

G.O.O.D. F.R.I.D.A.Y.

1:55 PM MartinLutherKingJr: are you giving yourself friday off?

1:56 PM MalcolmX: no in fact

my grandfather would kill me

1:57 PM is it an easter thing or is it a bank holiday, or do people combine the two in some sick gentile fuckfest?

2:00 PM MartinLutherKingJr: i dont think its a bank holiday

but non religious people and jews get to reap the benefits

2:01 PM almost like me going to 95% jew elementary school on LA's westside

"Yom Kippur"? fuck yea i'll take it

2:03 PM MalcolmX: haha.

no, fuck, I mean, "yea I'll hunt for some fucking eggs. where they at?"

A Nice Story About Fighting

GorgeousGeorge: did i tell you two weeks ago i actually got into a street fight

TheDiscoKid: oh yea?

no i didnt know

12:38 PM GorgeousGeorge: so first off, I completely am unwilling to fight generally for the past two years

But some dude (a bro type guy) was yelling FAGGOTS at me and my two friends. he was with one guy

I told him to stop

12:39 PM he said "FAGGOT! FUCKING FAGGOT!"

at the top of his lungs

i didnt understand

I asked "why faggots?"

he kept shouting and I was like stop, his friend was like stop

then he got closer to me and threw a punch,

12:40 PM I stepped back Ali style hit him in the face with my synthetic material gap jacket

covering his eyes

and my buddy hit him in the ear dropped him

12:41 PM i straddled his face, hit him twice in the mouth and eyes (maybe more) and whispered "Id fuck you if we were alone"

meanwhile the other dude goes up to my other friend and hits him

my buddy hit him back so hard, I thought he died

it sounded like the sound of death

maybe he died

I doubt it .

12:42 PM but yea

street fight in SF

TheDiscoKid: god thats so hard

GorgeousGeorge: i know

TheDiscoKid: you have the psychological violence of a prime mike tyson

GorgeousGeorge: no one assume some one who looks like my friends and I can eat african baby brains

12:43 PM also, the greatest part, We all felt terrible after

literally bad for them

its so weird

brb going to get a latte and a bearclaw