Too Cool to Have a Soul

Chas: i need lots of money

Richie: yea

Chas: now

i hate how broke i am

Richie: shitty

work situation sucks?

Chas: no its good

12:01 PM i get paid alright money

Richie: just want to get rich -er?

Chas: yea exactly

just RICH

any jacket i want whencer

ehenver

Richie: i can't let these liberal arts student niggas make more $$$ than me

Chas: i know

horrible

Richie: its unfair

i made decision recently

financial independence first

ghey art films second

12:02 PM Chas: exactly

Richie: only rich fagotas like wes anderson keep their soul

Chas: could we sell something to Andy Samberg, or just kill him and go to work on Monday for him and that ugly teamate he;s got

Richie: im too cool to have a soul

12:03 PM Chas: if my dad was Wes Anderson, Id defo make movies with Mike Bay

Richie: just to piss him off

Chas: "teenage rebellion"

Richie: i feel you

12:04 PM and scoff loudly during dads screenings

like everytime you see slo mo

you start texting loudly

Chas: haha

Richie: and farting in the direction of the screen