Too Cool to Have a Soul

Chas: i need lots of money

Richie: yea

Chas: now

i hate how broke i am

Richie: shitty

work situation sucks?

Chas: no its good

12:01 PM i get paid alright money

Richie: just want to get rich -er?

Chas: yea exactly

just RICH

any jacket i want whencer

ehenver

Richie: i can't let these liberal arts student niggas make more $$$ than me

Chas: i know

horrible

Richie: its unfair

i made decision recently

financial independence first

ghey art films second

12:02 PM Chas: exactly

Richie: only rich fagotas like wes anderson keep their soul

Chas: could we sell something to Andy Samberg, or just kill him and go to work on Monday for him and that ugly teamate he;s got

Richie: im too cool to have a soul

12:03 PM Chas: if my dad was Wes Anderson, Id defo make movies with Mike Bay

Richie: just to piss him off

Chas: "teenage rebellion"

Richie: i feel you

12:04 PM and scoff loudly during dads screenings

like everytime you see slo mo

you start texting loudly

Chas: haha

Richie: and farting in the direction of the screen

Brown v. Board of Education

7:00 PM
Ridley: I taught high school today.
: one step closer to perfecting my Ryan Gosling image
Tony: what??
for real
Ridley: yea
Tony: what was the class
how to freebase out of a grannysmith apple
101
Ridley: ha! i just winged that shit?
Tony: jesus that is insane -- but they don't fall for the "cool teacher sitting on his desk" routine
: gonna rap to yalls about "social studies"
7:02 PM
Ridley: exaclty! indian style on top of the desk is the most immobile position to prepare to chase some Welfare case out of the room after he pisses on his "girlfriends" head
Tony: hahaha

4Real Estate

12:07 PM FleetwoodWhack: so how does a one bedroom in an affordable part of Manhattan run these days?

im thinkin April 1st

with my ho

LCDShitSystem: what for real?

FleetwoodWhack: yea

LCDShitSystem: i got a halfie

how exciting

12:08 PM FleetwoodWhack: nice

LCDShitSystem: errr instead of telling you how much rent is

why dont i just put it in terms of how many negative dollars you will be spending on cool clothes, entertainment and powdery drugs

Ha! Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, Conservative Republican McCain, Palin, all you motherfuckers I went to high school with, PTA, Christians, ahhhhhh!

Pete Doherty x H&M x Yr Momz x Collabo FALL/WINTER '09

10:56 AM Disraeli: you know being out here makes me want to wear baggier jeans and t-shirts and just wear jackets and nikes. fashion out here is like Tina Fey back home. you have to see it, but you really dont fucking want to care about it. and even your mom knows what it is

11:01 AM Earl Grey: really?

that's weird

Disraeli: weird how?

Earl Grey: i would have thought you'd get that crisp english look

Disraeli: no they dont have that anymore

11:02 AM Earl Grey: that's only for the 2 percent who speak RP english and can afford dior homme

Disraeli: exactly man

most kids are ghey-hipster

the others are essentially from Kansas and the rest are Euro-trash

i sort of hate the style

11:03 AM i was imagining only suits, but its only boots and skinny's

11:06 AM its what Williamsburg is about to be, in April '09

11:07 AM im sick of it

i want uniforms

for everyone

Earl Grey: suits man

11:08 AM it's sad but that is a trend that will NEVER come back

unless U.S. economy collapses and we get Warren Buffettt to be our dictator

11:09 AM Disraeli: i know

i dont want to wear a suit per-say

11:10 AM just comment on how nice some dudes is