Being A Woman Is The Shit, Probably

6:32 PM Jean-Claude: the fuck are you up to homeboy

?

6:33 PM Pierrot: just got home from a fucking catering gig omg

Jean-Claude: what?

jesus

Pierrot: i just picked up like 25 hours of work over the last two days

Jean-Claude: well on your way to selling a tv show to ABC i see

6:34 PM Pierrot: exactly

It does feel good to be without a doubt the coolest motherfucker in a room of 150 though

6:35 PM its like group head, but only one dick

mine

Jean-Claude: ha ha

6:36 PM Pierrot: but i bet im the only one who has to come home to three chocolate cookies, a banana and top ramen

Jean-Claude: arent you supposed to be stealing canapés and pot roast at these kinds of jobs

tray of devilled eggs, just "falls off the truck"?

6:38 PM Pierrot: yea i did

but i ate them there

6:39 PM got caught today too

eating soup

how embarrasing

Jean-Claude: fuck

Pierrot: its like getting caught jacking off, not to porn

or being arrested for stealing a case of coca cola

6:40 PM brb 90 sec

6:44 PM yo

Jean-Claude: so what kind of event did you cater?

6:45 PM Pierrot: well it wasnt really catering only

it was a HUGE conference at the Fairmont hotel

nicest in SF for sure

700 peops

had to room monitor, check in. and cater

all OT though

and easy

6:46 PM 4 blocks from my place

Jean-Claude: got it

ive worked those kinds of things before

6:47 PM but as a videographer

Pierrot: theres was one there

Jean-Claude: a lot of watery looking dudes in bad suits walking around with their wedding rings hidden in their pockets

6:49 PM Pierrot: thats right on. lots of guys who were like "yea I get it" when id make a joke and then walk away thinking. "fuck the youth"

Jean-Claude: haha

6:50 PM Pierrot: i swear. both my bosses were gay. so I just acted a little gay and flirty

i got whatever i wanted

being a woman is the shit probably

Jean-Claude: yeah i hear you

whenever i walk into the party i seek out the gay dude

6:51 PM im like, 'here's a guy who will probably be interested in what i have to say'

Pierrot: haha

hey do me a big gay favor. ok

6:52 PM text 510 465 2144. "hey cam, this is Cuyler via Julian. Im home and you can come by whenever. xoxo" you mind???

No Terror Here but Dammit its a Monday, so Enjoy

"Oh nothing, just hanging out watching the US Open"

8:39 PM
Federer: i wish i still enjoyed coke cause i'd do a ton of it
(alas)
Del Potro: sigh
8:41 PM
Federer: i wish i still enjoyed graphic novels too, but i guess it's for the best
Del Potro: or that you were gay bc you would fuck the living shit out of Floyd right now
Federer: exactly being straight kind of shuts you out
according to me, the world is flat, basically
there's a whole turtle under that globe that i have no idea exists

if that sounds weird, that's some shit medievalers used to believe
Del Potro: no no no I know it. "turtles all the way down"
Federer: ha yes
alright i'm out

My Dick Voted Against Universal Health Care

11:21 PM Chad: my dick is so gay it fucks my own ass

11:22 PM Jeremy: my dick thinks therefore it is

Chad: ha!

11:24 PM my dick is resting calmly on the couch while i sit at my desk. he said he needs a "power nap" whatever that mean

s

11:25 PM Jeremy: my dick just needs it's space

Chad: my dick is mad at your dick

11:27 PM Jeremy: my dick took a couple of your eggs and probably won't tell you

11:28 PM

Chad: my dick spends five nights a weeks at his girlfriends only to come home and complain that the electric bill is too high and doesnt want to pay half

@The_Lost_Generation

Cohn: last night i watched the first half hour of Manhattan and then the first half hour of Bottle Rocket. That may have been the funniest hour of movie magic in my life

11:39 AM Pedro: Manhattan is probably my favorite Woody Allen

fucking Mariel Hemingway or whoever that pre-teen is

what a heartbreaking scene

Cohn: it is here

her

11:40 AM Pedro: she offed herself huh

Cohn: no

her sis

margot

Pedro: yea margaux

Cohn: yes

mariel is alive

and in films

5'11"

11:41 AM Pedro: a giantess

if i, as some skinny, smart ass asian motherfucker

somehow started dating mariel hemingway

11:42 AM id be so fuckin glad her pops is under the ground

Cohn: foreal

Pedro: Thanksgiving would be like D Day

11:43 AM Cohn: "so Mr Hemingway, the lost generation hey?" pop pop pop

Pedro: haha

"hey Ernie, have you seen Keyboard Cat? Check this out .."

11:45 AM shit, i wonder if Pops threatened woody with violence if he tried anything funny

11:46 AM Cohn: he wasnt dead?

Pedro: i dunno

when did he die?

Cohn: its her Grandpa

her mom is his first wife

Pedro: oh he was long gone

60s

Cohn: mm

Pedro: manhattan wasnt till the late 70s

11:47 AM Cohn: if he saw the phrase @juliantran hed probably just have killed himself anyway