Laughing All The Way To The Bank

BernieMadoff: take a pic of yourself wearing only that and an ipod

GordieGekko: ha ha

BernieMadoff: and date it!

GordieGekko: for posterity

10:22 AM BernieMadoff: exactly.

GordieGekko: i'll hold up a copy of the new york times

like terrorists do to prove daniel pearl is still alive

10:23 AM BernieMadoff: and send it to mark hunter

or is it marc

10:24 AM GordieGekko: i just don't want him raffling it off at one of his fag garage sale

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BernieMadoff: ha

GordieGekko: it's unconscionable (sp?) to give party photogs any more money than they already receive

BernieMadoff: oh my word. do people do that?

10:25 AM i thought it was just their shit

GordieGekko: i think it's all free schwag he gets

then sells to these echo park guppies

BernieMadoff: hes the kind of celeb that still begs for pussy

10:27 AM GordieGekko: do you think he bangs models?

or future models that are still in jr high school

10:28 AM BernieMadoff: i think he fucks their default uglier friend. while they flirt with the guy from MSTRKRFT

GordieGekko: talk about a rock and a hard place

BernieMadoff: but he comes super quickly and blames it on all the blow he and Aoki do

10:29 AM GordieGekko: I blame my premature ejac on Aoki and Hunter

It's just so plausible

Then we discuss the gentrification of bushwick as we smoke a cigarette

BernieMadoff: i blame it on the current state of the economy

10:30 AM like im in the market

i had a bad quarter

GordieGekko: i can't concentrate on fucking when i'm thinking about my bomb cover letter
BernieMadoff: "sorry, can we do this later, im just very focused on my OBJECTIVE this evening"